We found a mushroom that had become totally uprooted and was lying on its side, soon to wither to death.
She asked to be put on the bridal list even though she would be dead by the time Poison Pie saw it. Of course, we
accommodated her in her final request.
It's funny though, the absurd things you are forced to do in this world. Had we been told beforehand that
we would present a list of available brides to Poison Pie, one of whom was available only in death, we would have found the
suggestion morbid and grotesque. As it turned out, though, the name entered the list in a most reasonable manner,
with dignity and compassion. There is
no predicting events in this world.