Next in our search, we encountered the young queen of the mushroom people, out sunning herself beside a fallen log. We asked her royal highness if she was interested in Poison Pie.

Her majesty was an accomplished philosopher and she considered deeply her thoughts before replying, "Uh-uh." She provided no explanation.

Somewhat awkwardly and without another word, Marie and I excused ourselves from her royal presence and continued on our way.