You can learn a lot from the nothing you find at the tops of stairs that don't go anywhere. What you can learn from this one is that it only takes one step to go nowhere.

Some people drive nowhere in their pick-up trucks but Poison Pie and I just walked there.

Another thing you can learn from the nothing at the top of these particular stairs is that nothing is sometimes wet. Wet, even when it is the wetness of nothing, can still soak through your shoes. It will still make you walk with squishy sounds--squish squish--as you descend the steps from the ocean of nothingness back down to Earth, where, if you are as fortunate as I am, you will find someone like Poison Pie, waiting for you to continue exploring the rest of the day.