Poison Pie vs. Stinky Squid
But Poison Pie eschewed violence. "Let's go find a panel of independent arbitors to judge whether my smile is more beautiful than your smell."

Stinky Squid agreed because he had a dirty trick in mind. He and his ruffians would bribe or intimidate all of the judges so that they all said Poison Pie's smile was worse than Stinky Squid's smell. A nasty surprise was in store for Poison Pie.