The Mushroom Heads

 
The sauve and debonair Viceroy Jette de Corvette wore his hat at a foppish angle, in order to attract the ladies of the court. He never addressed a woman by her name alone. To him, Elizabeth was the Exquisite Elizabeth, Marlena was Marvelous Marlena, even the gapped-toothed hunch-backed stepsister, Darling, was Delightful Darling. To his credit, his love for the fairer sex transcended contemporary standards of earthly beauty.