Eugenia and the Forest

"Are you going to eat me?" Eugenia asked.
"Do you taste good?" asked Poison Pie.
"Heavens no," answered Eugenia.
"Then I should think not," said Poison Pie.





"What do you do out here in the forest?" Eugenia asked.
"I train sorcerors and sorceresses," said Poison Pie, "Would you like to become a sorceress?"
"A good sorceress or a bad sorceress?"
"Well, are you a good girl or a bad girl?" asked Poison Pie.
"Some of both," said Eugenia.
"Aren't we all," said Poison Pie with a sigh.

"I shall have to think about it," said Eugenia.