Eugenia and the Forest

A creature looking remarkably like a bat using a mushroom as an umbrella jumped out of the forest and alit on the edge of a log not six feet from Eugenia.

"Who are you?" Eugenia asked.

"I," said Poison Pie, "am Poison Pie, man of the mushroom people."

"You look like a bat," said Eugenia.

"Yes," admitted Poison Pie, "Today I feel a little batty."